Hello. This is Sheldon Cooper. I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke. Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria. I saw that you purchased the Chef Salad. Apparently, you did not know that a Chef Salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed it. I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
currently obsessing over: charles bartowski and his lady friend/cia handler/all around badass sarah walker, Seeker crack, CARA MASON'S FACE, cara/kahlan, girlshipping, the best crime fighting team in america aka booth and brennan, happy little children!, reading really good fic after scouring every nook and cranny of the internet to find it, LESLIE KNOPE and the parks department of pawnee indiana, Fringe Fringe Fringe, australian blondes, Castle and basically shipping everything that ever existed and not shutting up about it ever.
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