Hello. This is Sheldon Cooper. I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke. Barry, it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria. I saw that you purchased the Chef Salad. Apparently, you did not know that a Chef Salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed it. I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
currently obsessing over: charles bartowski and his lady friend/cia handler/all around badass sarah walker, the best crime fighting team in america aka booth and brennan, happy little children!, reading really good fic after scouring every nook and cranny of the internet to find it, jim and pam being adorable no matter what anyone says, barney and robin, THE DOCTAH/David Tennant/Rose Tyler/Billie Piper, BBT and Sheldon & Penny, PSYCH!, Gleeee and basically shipping everything that ever existed and not shutting up about it ever.
Add me if we have anything in common!
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